Have you ever heard the story about a woman who was so continually disappointed by lovers that she decided to go fuck a mountain

There was a woman who was so continually disappointed by mortal lovers that she took a sabbatical, climbed the the highest mountain and when she got to the top she looked at the crest she sat down on the peak to become one with nature, felt fulfillment for the first time, and never went home again. The village children say at dawn you can make out the silhouette of her on the peak.

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