One day, back in 1965 or '66, while out shopping with
my family in SAFEWAY's, I saw a Dr. WHO TARDIS money
box on display at the front end of one of the checkout counters. It
was inexpensive so my parents purchased it for me, and on the way
home we stopped in at a cafe in the shopping precinct halfway
between the town centre shops and our house.
In memory, the cafe seems like something out of HAPPY
DAYS. It had a checkerboard floor and a Juke Box in the cor-
ner, and was a typical 1960s example of pseudo-American culture
that such British establishments usually modelled themselves on at
the time. It's now been a chemist's shop for decades, but I can't
pass it today without remembering it in its '60s heyday.
The money bank was of a soft plastic, and a good while
later, I slit along the outlines of the door, so that I could place
my MARX TOYS YOGI BEAR (sans scooter) inside its interiors.
(Remember, I was a mere 7 years old at the time.) Then, in my im-
agination, the bold Yogi would traverse the vast distances of time
and space in his borrowed time machine, landing on barren,
alien terrains in faraway universes.
If you're like me, you probably sometimes played with
your toys in bed, and the side of one's drawn-up knees under
the bedspread provided a perfect mountain ridge from which the
'hero' had a vantage point over any and all enemies who might assail
him. And so it was with Yogi, who'd emerge from his Tardis (with
my assistance of course) and scan the horizon for DALEKS -
or the insidious RANGER SMITH.
Anyway, a couple of years ago, I managed to find a re-
placement for my Yogi, but I've not yet managed to obtain an
exact replacement for that particular Tardis bank. However, a
few years before WOOLWORTH's closed its doors for the final
time, I bought a modern-day equivalent Tardis money box, which
has served as a stand-in in the absence of its illustrious predeces-
sor. (True, it's a darker blue and a harder plastic, but it's
still an official Tardis bank, which'll do for me.)
Anyway, in a completely self-indulgent (and pointless)
exercise in boyhood nostalgia, I decided to reunite 'Dr. Yogi'
and his Tardis for your pictorial pleasure ('though this time he's
brought his scooter along). See the lengths to which I go in order
to provide you with the finest examples of absurdity available on
any blog? You don't see delightful nonsense like this else-
where! (Whaddya mean "Thank goodness!"?)
An example of the original '60s bank |
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