STAIRWAY TO SKARO (EARTH BRANCH)...

DALEKS copyright BBC TV, Estate of TERRY NATION, & DALEK Enterprises

Remember that old story that DALEKS couldn't climb stairs?

It was, of course, a lie, as this candid photograph of my Dalek pal

gliding up the stairs on his way to bed clearly demonstrates.  The

truth is that Daleks only pretended not to be able to climb stairs

 for the purpose of drama in the BBC TV series Dr. WHO.

They decided that the best way of conquering the universe was

to infiltrate every planet's entertainment broadcasting system and

to establish a following amongst viewers , young and old.  TERRY

NATION was their agent on Earth, and the Daleks are now all

millionaires and known all over the universe as superstars.

See?  That's the way to do interplanetary conquest!  Take note.

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