my evolution : -weird girl you’re texting -girl who took you out to dinner three towns over...

my evolution :
-weird girl you’re texting
-girl who took you out to dinner three towns over then excused herself to freshen her makeup after appetizers and drove off, leaving u there
-girl u slept with who wouldn’t get off unless it was under a roof was reinforced with steel so god couldn’t bear witness to sins of flesh
-girl your mom hated bc she stole all the fine china and silver in her Calvin Klein bag out of spite for the wealthy but deep lov of opulence
-crazy ex gf
-the one who almost got away till u grabbed her ankle and dragged her down to ur level then she never got up and now once a year you leave orchids at the patch of soil where she lays 2 fester bc you’re a righteous man with a wet capacity for pity

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