If today when I got home I finally decided to car jack my neighbor’s Audi and take it for a 90...

If today when I got home I finally decided to car jack my neighbor’s Audi and take it for a 90 mph joy ride down the highway only to be chased by a fleet of cops till I got to Ohio then was taken into custody and only given one call I would spend it to leave you a hushed prayer of a voicemail letting you know you were cursed and would never find what you sought so fervently and feel no shade of regret when they took me away to prison no bail

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