noble acts : buying a shrimp bucket at red lobster and releasing them into a retention pond to be...

noble acts :
buying a shrimp bucket at red lobster and releasing them into a retention pond to be free, avoiding sidewalk cracks, setting things on fire so firefighters don’t run out of work, telling your boyfriend his screenplay is bad, buying liquor for middle schoolers, shoplifting produce that looks like it’s about to spoil anyway

i really cannot think of any else. that’s it. go home.

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