Tuesday 1 September 2015

i stopped at a shady gas station to pee and an eight foot tall man took me to a secret juicing room...

i stopped at a shady gas station to pee and an eight foot tall man took me to a secret juicing room in the back to squeeze out my essence. im barren now. the good news : my juice sells for 600 dollars an ounce on the black market, the bad news : it kills people within 60 hours of consumption, the bright side : only old men r buying it.

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