ANOTHER POLITICAL SCANDAL...

KEITH VAZ?  Should be fired right away and not be

allowed to continue in a well-paid government job now that

he's shown himself to be a hypocrite, an adulterer, and some-

one who simply can't be trusted.  Cheated on his wife, offered

to buy drugs for his rent boys, and yet there seems to be no

outright condemnation of his behaviour, with fellow

politicians saying "It's a private matter!"

Our politicians are corrupt and therefore cannot be

trusted to put the country's interests before their own.

Do you know why the topics of whether prostitution should

be a criminal offence, drugs should be legalized, or the age of

consent should be lowered even further are always being in-

vestigated by government committees ?   The answer is

mind-numbinglysimple, and it's this.

It seems that many politicians are drug-addled, pros-
titute-using, adulterers or paeodophiles who, in order to
avoid criminal prosecution or public shame, are seeking to
negate the stigma of their own  pursuits.  Caught using drugs?

"It's not a crime!"  Caught using prostitutes? "It's not illegal!" 

Caught 'playing away from home' ? "It's a private matter!"

Caught with 13 or 14 year-old kids? "They're of the age

of consent!"  (And believe me, they will be if these

b*st*rds ever get their way.)

Remember the expenses scandal?  Their excuse

was that they "didn't break the rules".  Be warned - the

old 'rules' are in danger of being rewritten to accommodate

the tastes of our political 'masters'.  And, while pandering to

their own appetites, they'll have the cheek to say that crime

figures are falling.  Well of course they are.  That's the in-

evitable result of making everything legal.  If they get

their way, one day crime won't exist.

But that doesn't mean society will be a better

place, only that crime isn't categorized as crime

anymore!  It's the world that's coming, alas!

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